Searchie

Noun, describing the act of searching your full name via an online search engine (google, bing, yahoo), similar to taking a "selfie". The difference to a selfie is that searchies are less embarassing, because only the search engine company knows that you are a self-absorbed narcissist.
Usually done in the false belief that it will increase your ranking in google.

I just made a searchie and no one will ever know (99.99999 percent of internet users).

by searchie-man January 8, 2014

starched doily

Ejaculate on protruding ruffled inner folds of skin of the external female genitalia (labia minora).

Her starched doily was dripping ejaculate.

by Lee Metcalfe March 21, 2007

Starchist

(Starch-ist) Someone who is anti-starch. They will never know the love of pasta...

Man 1: "Are you a pastavore?"
Man 2: "No, are you nuts?! I'm a Starchist!"

by Viva.La.Spaghetti.Day January 9, 2010

Starched Shorts

When a guy cums in his underwear and it dries leaving a stiff and crunch garment.

Billy was made to stay after class by his French teacher and walked out with starched shorts.

by Enlightener1 September 14, 2018

Stachie

A selfie (self taken photo) with a moustache real or fake.

Hey guys it's Movember lets take a stachie.

Nice mustache, you should take a stachie.

by Durbanary October 29, 2014

Starchild63

Starchild63 is a someone that likes music more than anything, especially the band "The Orion Experience"

They are a huge masochist, pessimist and are extremly paranoid
Besides that, starchild63 is also someone who doesn't love so easily, but when they do, they are willing to give their life up for them.
But take care, starchild63 can become obsessed easily!

Example1

P1: Dude i loveee The Orion Experience! I'm so obssesed with them!
P2: bruh don't be such a starchild63

Example 2

P1: i got his picture on my wall, i dream about him when i sleep, i go out of my way everyday just hoping that i'll catch him walking down the street, i know just where he went to school, i know the names of all his friends, i got a lock of his hair, i think i see him everywhere!

P2: dude, you're acting like starchild63..

by Cemetery whore February 9, 2023

semen starched

The stiffening of fabric by way of post ejaculation clean-up.

We found a sock under our teenage sons bed that was semen starched.

by BigswinginD May 19, 2018