shankopotamus 

When someone very, very badly hits a golf ball in a high-pressure situation. This also applies to field goal kicks where the kicker badly chokes. This word is the portmanteau of shank (as hitting a golf ball way off course) and hippopotamus. This word is designed to conjure up images of the worst choke performance you can imagine.

It came down to the last hole, and Gary did a complete shankopotamus. The ball traveled about 10 feet off the tee into the water. He never recovered, lost the round, and lost the game.

shankopotamus by evilelvis94 January 15, 2022

skankapotomus 

someone who dresses and acts skank like.
used to joke or crack on someone male or female.

Girl 1- im gunna wear this tube top red thong and skirt that shows halfmy ass when ii bend over. so guys knoee they can get it..

Girl 2- your such a skankapotomus

skankapotomus by whit_weezyy September 20, 2009

stinkapotamus 

When the area where you legs join together commonly referred to as your ass smells of a three week dead hippo. The smell has been told in legends to be the cause of the extinction of several african species. The smells is not to be messed with, scientists have tried to recreate the smell only to succumb to it's devastating odor and pass away.

You my friend are one stinkapotamus.

stinkapotamus by boomdelacow July 26, 2011

stankopotomus 

an eldery person with a stanky genital region

dayummmmmmmm.... dat owld cracka is a stankopotomus. shyt.

dun go 2 no old person home, you gon cach da stankopotomus.

dat john mccain is uh stankopotomus.

stankopotomus by stankadoo March 16, 2009

shankapotimus 

A hippo that is an assasin.

"Don't get on that hippo's bad side, I heard he was a shankapotimus"

shankapotimus by Sarah-Marie April 5, 2009

shankapotamus 

1) Kill Joy
2) Buzz Kill
3) Some one who ruins the moment.

Example: When you're at a movie and someones phone rings, when they answer it and start talking to whoever called like it's no big deal, that's a shankapotamus.

shankapotamus by TheRealShankapotamus December 10, 2009

shankapotomus 

Someone who makes a bet then upon losing makes up excuses tward the technicalities of the win...oh and they don't pay up.

winner: alright thats game man, now pay up.
loser: are you sure that last move was cool with the rules, i mean...
winner: oh come on..
loser: it was like on the wrong side..and.
winner: oh..dude..you are SUCH A SHANKAPOTOMUS.
loser: i know...

shankapotomus by Moondog88 May 17, 2009