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scalloped neck

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Neck of a guitar; Where the neck has been scalloped.
Usually found on Lutes. When the fret has been scalloped (grooved) from one fret wire to the other (through the whole neck).
Yngwie Malmsteen popularized this spec with his Signature Fender Start. The neck it self can cost up to $900.
If taken to a local shop can be done for around $300 on a stock neck.
Richie Blackmore also had a similar guitar.

It does not allow you to play faster (in fact its harder to play, and get used to) Although bending and vibratto is performed better. Once one learns to play well on a scalloped neck, a regular neck will be easier to play than before.
guitar player: "Dude i scalloped the neck of my guitar"
guitar teacher: "Wholy motherfucker! That is the coolest thing ever! Let me see it... OMG!"

-scalloped neck
by smellofpenicillin September 21, 2005
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Stallone's

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Derived from the Stallone movie "Cliffhanger", having boogie hanging from the nasal passages. Can also refer to poop that refuses to release itself from the anus.
I had some nasty Stallone's hanging from my ass, so I wiped it on the bathroom wall.
by Cliffhanger December 14, 2008
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A diss normally executed by a mother, in which she implies that when you were sperm, she should’ve given head instead of normal sex. Therefore the sperm (you) would never reach the egg and be fertilized and you would never be alive.
Son: “I hate you
Mom: “ I should’ve swallowed you”
by themillennial January 1, 2019
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bitch swallowed the kids

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When a girl cares so much about how you feel that she takes a load of cum down her throat. It is not only sexy but unbelievably considerate.
Last night was awesome, the bitch swallowed the kids and she choked, but I got my nut so its all good.
by H Dubs May 15, 2008
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stallowned

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to have slyvester stallone destroy your shit.
"Those idiots in Hope WA got stallowned in first blood"
"Rico got stallowned in judge dredd"
"Apollo Creed, Clubber Lang, Ivan Drago and Tommy Gunn all got Stallowned"
by Jubby:) February 24, 2008
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Sylvester Stallone

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Ex Porn Star, turned actor, turned has-been actor.

Seriously... he and Barbara Streisand were in a porn flick together called the "Italian Stallion". But you probably won't find this movie around anymore, as Sly and Barb spent alot of moolah getting every copy destroyed once they became famous.

My favorite part of the movie was when he slapped her in the side of the head for scraping her teeth on his yogurt slinger while she was giving him a bj.
Before Rocky, Sylvester Stallone was a porn star.
by Alfie The Horndog September 19, 2007
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Larissa Stallone

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Sexy auburned hair girl who has the heart of goddess. she deserves someone as special as she is. amazin at everythin she does. also the distant relative of Sylvestor Stallone
Timmi loves this Larissa Stallone.
by xxtimmi91xx December 13, 2009
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