Joseph Stalin

He killed half of the population so that his country could flourish. He was the original Thanos. He was better though since he didn't need an infinity gauntlet just thousands of labor camps.

Dude, Joseph Stalin is Dank

by xxSumeonexx January 18, 2019

Sloppy bowl stainer

When you do a poo and it is so liquid like, it comes out as slop and stains the toilet bowl even after a couple of flushes.

Dont use the toilet wait for the cleaners to clean it. I just did a sloppy bowl stainer.

by Lbigfella August 24, 2016

josef stalin

Stalin became general secretary of the Soviet Communist Party in 1922 and following the death of Vladimir Lenin, he prevailed over(haha chased out and hunted) Leon Trotsky(a ture communist that would have made the world a betterplace, but since Stalin was a power hungry hitler-face this did not happen) in a power struggle during the 1920s. In the 1930s Stalin initiated the Great Purge, which reached its peak in 1937. Since many peasants resisted collectivization, the government under Stalin's leadership often resorted to violent repression against the "kulaks".

average student: "dude! Hitler was the most ruthless man ever!"

communist youth: "correction you ignorant prick, josef stalin killed more people than Hitler ever came close to!"

by commune- face April 25, 2006

Shit-stained Schumacher

A driver of a pension wagon who thinks he/she is a superior being. A Shit-stained Schumacher expects to be given right of way and woe-betide any fucker who doesn't. Invariably an ugly bastard with ill-fitting dentures and egg on his pensioner chin. Never without a scruffy fucking CARLTON shopping bag on the handle bar.

Look, here comes a Shit-stained Schumacher. Let's roll the bastard and nick his dentures.

by Clagbo August 22, 2006

shit stained thumb knuckle

Its when you wipe your ass after a particularly filthy dump and you get a shit stain your thumb knuckle.

I was pleased to finally get the key to the executive wash room, however Stan Phillips was not pleases to see that I had a shit stained thumb knuckle when I shook his hand at the share holder meeting.

by jim dandyy June 13, 2011

statline

Your statline is how many alcoholic beverages you've consumed followed by how many times you've smoked marijuana, in a specified time period (typically one day). Always stated in a "_-_" format when written via text message, and when spoken verbally sports slang is used (I.e. 3 beer and 2 joints is known as 3-2, or trip-dub). Also known simply as "stats".

Via text:

Guy 1: _-_ ?

Guy 2: 4-2

Guy 1: Whoa dude, you must be really high

Guy 2: Yeah..

In person:

Guy 1: *Guy 2 arrives late to party* Yo man! What's your statline!?

Guy 2: I've already put up a triple-double!

Guy 1: Haha man I'm seven-nothing, you got any dope?

by FWSScontact January 5, 2013

Carpet Stainer

When you pull-out and go to cum on a girl's belly, but your dick is too short and you end up cuming on her carpet (pubes), and she can't wash it out.

Benny is such a carpet stainer... you should've seen kitty rinsing and repeating her pubes.

by UNAMVU April 26, 2011