Joseph Stalin

Joseph Stalin was the soviet unions' communist leader during the 30's. He tried and failed to industrialize the soviet union by imposing communal farming and other communist bullshit. A famine ensued and a bunch of people deaded. He also inspired China's leader, Mao, to impose the "Great leap forward" ideology on his people killing millions. Great guys these commies, yeah...

Joseph Stalin was an arrogant stubborn dick.

by John()Smith February 5, 2019

Tropical Stalin

An amazing alcoholic drink. It is made with a combination of vodka, sprite, and tropical fruit juice. First add ice to your glass then add approximately 2-3 shots of vodka. Then add a good amount of sprite. Finally top it off with the fruit juice. Your drink should be around a 30% vodka, 50% sprite and 20% juice. Enjoy

1 "Hey man I made Tropical Stalins do you want one?"
2 "Yeah those things taste great!"
1 "Wow these things remind me of our last trip to Montreal"
2 "Oh yeah thats when Jimmy lost his tooth. He looked like that guy from the Hangover."
1 2 "Goodtimes......"

by The Real Zimmer June 2, 2011

stalia

Stalia is the fan-fictional blend that refers to relationship between the characters Stiles and Malia off the MTV show called Teen Wolf

Stiles + Malia: Stalia

Girl 1: hey do you know what Stiles and Malia ship name is?

Girl 2: it's stalia everyone knows that

by next sobre July 22, 2016

static sack

While in a pubic place your scrotom sticks to your leg as if it's held there by a mixture of goopy babyshit and elmer's glue. Cannot be unlodged by light kicking, high stepping, or even by doing a few casual lunges.

No matter how much you try, the only way to resolve this situation is to go elbow deep in your pants to resolve the situation.

While meeting with the board of trustees, I had a case of static sack that would jolt the Dali Lama from his opium-induced meditation.

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

stalia

Stalia is the fan-fictional blend that refers to relationship between the characters Stiles and Malia off the MTV show called Teen Wolf

Stiles + Malia: stalia

Girl 1: Do you know what Stiles and Malia ship names is?

Girl 2: It's Stalia everyone knows that

by next sobre July 22, 2016

Horizontal stalactite

Is the build up of semen on the rear divider of a desk. Overtime the dried semen forms a stalactite on the horizontal plane.

What is that under your desk Jimmy?
Oh that's just my horizontal stalactite Mum.

by GDSS October 20, 2008

Berlin Static Cannon

When you are slamming your bitch in the butt on a dirty shag rug, and one then unloads a case of electrically charged cream into the bitchs' anal cavity.

After blowing my Berlin Static Cannon into my hoe last night she is no longer allowed within 75 feet of a grade school without a sheriffs deputy present.

by Cock Cobbler March 13, 2011