magic stairs

Another term for escalator.

The elevator is too slow; I'll take the magic stairs.

by Vivian2012 July 17, 2017

air stair

When you step on a stair that is not there

I fell because I stepped on an air stair

by supsauce November 3, 2013

Stair surfin

The act of decending a carpeted staircase on your stomach with the aid of a charity bag & or too much alcahol, The bag is to be worn as a poncho with a hole for your head , you then adopt a position simalar to that of a free fall parachutist whilst lying face down at the top of the stairs, gently move yourself forward until stupidity or gravity takes over, steer with your out streched legs & regulate speed with your toes.

I'm too drunk to walk these stairs I,m Stair surfin

by Ady Francis August 20, 2006

Crazy Stairs

1. Slang term coined by Stewie Griffin for M.C. Escher's painting 'Relativity.'

2. A term expressing excitement or happiness.

1. John - You know that painting with all the steps going in different directions?
Jane - Oh, you mean Crazy Stairs, by Escher.

2. Jane - I got tickets to see Green Day at Wembley Arena,
John - Crazy Stairs.

by Scat Chambers October 17, 2008

rape stairs

a poorly lit stairwell in an out-of-the-way corner of a grungy parking lot that can only be defined as sketchy. So sketchy, in fact, that police tape blocks the entrance.

Jack: The elevator looks crowded, let's take the stairs.

Chris: You mean the rape stairs? It's a frickin' pitch black crime scene! If we don't fall and break our necks, we will at least be walking like Edward Norton after the shower scene in American History X!

by jayt5 December 14, 2009

Stairs Guy

The guy at work who always flexes about taking the stairs. Usually a middle aged male who could star in a commercial for viagra, arthritis meds, or cholesterol pills.

Random dude waiting on elevator: “Hey what’s up.”
Stairs guy: “I’ll race you”

Stairs guy starts speed walking towards the stairs.

by Normalelevatorguy January 27, 2023

Clank Stairs

stairs that make a serious clank when you step on them. I mean a serious clank

"jesus these clank stairs"

by Astupidwhiteboy September 28, 2017