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Damp Stains

The name of an up-and-coming Westerly, RI boy band. A wet spot left on a female's panties after seeing one of these members.
The Damp Stains were in town and all the ladies that came to see them left with damp stains in their panties.
Songs off of the debut album include:
Love & Loafs
I can still smell you love on my finger(s)
Losing the Biscuit Game
The Shocker
Don't use your teeth
That was our sweaty bodies rubbing together, not a fart.
by K-Damp August 26, 2010
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poop stains

one who has SHIT in their pants due to very poor ass whipping skills or someone who has run out of toilet paper
holy shit dude you have poop stains in your undies
by Nicole Davis January 19, 2009
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beef-stains

a chummy title, used in jest towards cronies, specifically referring to fecal matter expelled onto the under-garments.
Care for a round of croquet, beef-stains?
by dorham May 26, 2006
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love stains

What Neill Ptrick Harris left in the back of Harold's car in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.
"He're's $20 for the burgers, and 200 for the car. I left some, ah, love stains in the back seat, you'll see."
by gramaticon July 20, 2008
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Camping Stains

Non-descript stain (and/or stains) on tents, sleeping bags, tables, portable grill, pillows, blankets, shoes, chairs, picnic tables, socks, under garments, air mattress, all of the above, but mostly shirts that which you have no recollection as of how they got there after a night and/or weekend of camping combined with power drinking.
Dude, what the hell is that all over your gear?

Hmm? Oh shit, I dunno. Camping stains?
by BLUEROCKS!!!! June 29, 2011
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Staines

The clue is in the name, it's a shit suburban town just outside of Greater London. Mostly inhabited by people who live in caravans and have on average 2 GCSEs. Sure there's a few London buses that serve Staines, but they just take you to even shitter places like Hounslow and Hanworth. If you're making the effort of leaving Zone 6 to go to Staines, make that extra trek and go to Windsor which is slightly less shit. Staines is most famous for being the home of Sacha Baron's Cohen "Ali G".
Friend 1: I heard that guy is from Staines

Friend 2: Oh fuck we better run he might try steal our satellite dish and set our car on fire
by memeulous January 3, 2017
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gutchie stains

the brown poo stains on the inside of one's underwear, when one forgets to wipe, or after a particularly messy bowel movement.

see skid marks
Matt, you need to re-learn how to wipe your butt... I'm getting sick of seeing gutchie stains in your tightie whities...
by RalfieBear July 22, 2010
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