safe punjabi (no virus)

A technical term used to assure customers that the program they are downloading onto their computer is totally safe and definitely will not cause any harm to their device.

White: Jesse, did you just install BTD 3 UNLIMITED MONEY GLTICH (HACKED) onto the family computer?
Jesse: It said it was safe punjabi (no virus)!

by RocIsVeryCommon August 20, 2022

Safety First

Code for agreeing to always smoke weed and stay high. The response when asked to have a Safety Meeting.

Stoner A - "Yo man, you wanna have a Safety Meeting?
Stoner B - "Safety First.} :)

by DC NORML April 2, 2015

Safe Rave

A rave party where everyone is wearing life vests for safety, even though it is usually held on land.

That Safe Rave last night was awesome, but what's the deal with those life vests?

by Zeust September 29, 2019

safety pants

Tight lycra shorts that girls wear under skirts and dresses so that if the wind picks up nobody can see their undies.

I was on my bike and the wind picked up my skirt! Luckily I always wear my safety pants so nobody saw my knickers.

by HallMonitor November 3, 2013

Safe Day

Noun.A day where a girl or women can magically not get impregnated when getting ejaculated in. Commonly used in Hentai Manga/Doujin and Eroge Visual Novels.

Senpai:"If your hips keep moving like that I-I'm gunna c-cum,Anko-chan!"
Anko:"I-its okay,senpai...Today is my Safe Day. You can cum inside me all you want."

by Strawberrypantsu October 30, 2016

safe sax

the art of practicing saxophone safely. when done correctly leads to no STDs (saxually transmitted diseases)

girl: wanna play some safe sax later today?
boy: oh hell yeah

girl: dont worry i dont have any stds
boy: good i wouldnt want to get sax hiv or sax herpes

by studcockbukkakesensei October 19, 2012

safety buzz

Drinking alcohol so as to have some excuse at a later date for the actions you might get into.

"A safety buzz
Some cheap red wine
Oh, the trouble we can get in
So let's screw this one up right" - Jack's Mannequin

by conradical dogger December 7, 2005