Sickaphile

A person who is addicted to being sick (not the actual act of vomiting) this person will lunge from one illness to another ,some will go as far as to seek surgery. Whether the addiction is truly to being sick or is more related to being rescued and or not being expected to perform, function, or be personally responsible for oneself -- to the the by-products of being sick -- can be difficult for even professionals to assess in some cases. The sickaphile will love talking about their ailments, they post "sympathy selfies"even tweeting or posting to Facebook right up to and after operations. A sickaphile may fake or exaggerate symptoms to obtain what they want and further their plan for treatment, when a doctor actually finds something wrong a sickaphile will be greatly excited and latch on to the "diagnosis" they will "Google" the diagnosis, research and join online forums etc if they do not posses a particular symptom, they will simply fake it, they immerse themselves fully in their "condition" and usually will have more than one ongoing condition at a time, if there is a period of "good health" it is short lived. The sickaphile will be eagerly looking for a new ailment. The reason for someone enjoying ill health is unknown. The sickaphile may be unaware of their behavior. If the sickaphile is talking about him/herself they are in their element, always willing to talk about whatever illness they are currently in the midst of, and it will always be the worst case scenario!

"Hannah seems to always be unwell, its as if she actually enjoys being ill"
"yeah dude i think Hannah is a sickaphile for sure"

by cornishpastie December 13, 2014

Sick Son Of A Bitch

Someone so disgusting and twisted for various reasons, such as weird fetishes, disturbing behaviour, personality related reasons or to do an act so gross, that you are not just a son of a bitch, but a sick son of a bitch

I can't believe you schnoodle, you are a sick son of a bitch

by Maysy July 11, 2005

sick wank

When you are sick and you think wanking it will make you feel better. Instead it just makes you feel infinitely worse.

I was sick the other day and I decided that a sick wank it would be a good decision. Man was I wrong. It just gave me a huge headache.

by burntheblobs12 April 19, 2010

Sick night

The act of having a wild or crazy night of drinking, dancing, partying, or clubbing that can't be defined by normal standards.

We had a sick night bitches!

by Sicknight.com October 4, 2011

Sick One

Being above and beyond normal.

Shawn and Sergio were ona sick one all weekend trying to finish the job.

by Gimmethecash November 5, 2011

Love Sick Puppy Dog

A look you get in your eyes or a smile you get when seeing or talking to your dream partner.

Normally used by someone who witnesses this to make fun of them.

Q: Why are you laughing at me?

A: You look like a love sick puppy dog!

by kettle__ September 8, 2010

Karma sick

When you actually get sick and can't come to work right after faking sick to get a day off.

I called in to work and said I was too sick to work on Monday. Then I actually got sick on Friday and had to go in feeling like shit!...Man, you got Karma sick!

by catchabuzz October 25, 2010