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squiddles

fuck..... well it a long story sooooo.... fuck, there once was a shit cunt who didn't buy anyone beeR, he on welfare And he stole all of my cigs, he had a mega mind and a squidward shaped head, so..... we called him squiddles and now he is a porn star and he has got his own site. its called squid porn. be careful because he will bum you.
"squiddles" how are you?
by squiddles best friend :) October 29, 2018
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Squishlet

A name given to your bubba when you give them squishes after hot sex.
"Keelie, you are my hot lil squishlet"
by AliBear January 26, 2009
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shit squiggles

To have diarrhea
Ah man, that dodgy Indian, I'm not going there, it always gives me the shit squiggles.

Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.

My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.
by stuntedmonk April 1, 2010
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Squisher

1. (n) A sex partner.
2. (n) refers to the sound that two lovers make when having sex.

3. (n) der. used by subculture robosexuals and android fuckers to describe those that do not have sex with inanimate objects or human-like beings.

Syn. Organasmic, Breeders, Secretors
Ant. Robot Fuckers, Android Fuckers, Androidsexual
Rebecca, a human, is my favorite squisher!

Paul and Max are just a couple of squishers.
by Ramsausage July 23, 2010
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Squiggles

When a married woman has such a strong sexual attraction to other males, it's noticeably observed. Typically white wives drawn to African-American males. She can't contain her sexual arousal and makes statements.
I noticed my wife had the squiggles, every time our young mailman come by.
by Cat5 August 21, 2020
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squished rat

when you press your exposed dick against glass and or a window and it gives the appearance of a hairless rat squished against a window
jon was walking past a mcdonalds ran up to the window and showed the people inside his squished rat
by allergy August 5, 2006
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squishalishes

1) A girl that has an epic booty.

2) A booty that so nice it doesn't deserve to be sat on.

3) An ass worth buying a drink for.
Her booty's squishalishes.
by ***The Champ*** April 18, 2011
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