squidgely

(skwi-JEL-lee)
1)Something thats squidge
2)a squishy and squigly object
3)pressure in the bed
ex. Dude that monkey is squidgely
She's so squigly, i forgot how to erect myself
Your dad looks squidgely
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squidge

1. n. That last annoying drop of cum or piss that drips from your dick (or out of your twat) when you think you're all cleaned up
2. v. To drip, as in the dripping of #1
3. v. To melt, as girls do, when you say something cute to them; usually involves giggles and big smiles
1. When I yanked my dick out and rolled off the bitch, she got squidge all over the bed.
2. I finished at the urinal, zipped up and squidged all over my underwear. Dammit!
3. I told my woman I loved her as big as the sky, and she squidged.
by EmperorKO February 16, 2003
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squidge

small bridge. mini bridge. not as big as the ones in cali or ny. but the 2 second 5 ft high off the ground bridges.
i was on da tollway bridge near wakeland.

o u mean da squidge

o yea my bad son.
by almasi November 10, 2007
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squidge

used to describe the tightness of an orifice.
That virgin I had last night was so squidge!
by J-Rod April 19, 2004
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Squidge Mark

A wet, shit stain left in the underwear after passing what was intended to be air, but ended up a little soft serve stool. See squidge.
Oh braaahhhh. I need to do a quick wipe after that one. Pretty sure there's gonna be a squidge mark in my boxers.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
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Slack Squidge

The act of frigging a chick off with your fingers/hand from outside her trousers. Usually takes place during a 'Jean Squeeze'.
Dude #1 - So how far did you get with her?
Dude #2 - Not very, just a little slack squidge.
by Jager Steve October 11, 2007
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squidge bum

A baby or small child or an animal that loves to snuggle.
My baby loves to snuggle whenever I hold him, he's such a little squidge bum!!
by defineher March 30, 2010
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