squidlet

When someone corrects another's obvious exaggeration usually without knowing it.

A: "Damn man it's like a billion degrees in this room. Can you turn the heat down?"
B: "Well it's only about 85 degrees in here."
A: "Wow man, don't be a squidlet."

by Josh Harling January 9, 2008

Squidless

Lack of the squiddy. When your life has it the biggest bottomless pit of suck. No Joy.

I can't go on my life is squidless and my hair just broke.

by Feendog May 23, 2013

squidder

An insult used against Asians on TikTok, derived from "squid game person," as Squid Game is a Korean show.

Man, Jackie Chan has a pretty big dick for being a squidder.

by PercivalBlue November 11, 2021

Squaddle

v. to walk with one's pants and underwear pulled down, often for the purpose of obtaining toilet paper from another location. Squaddling is especially necessary if you've already begun your business in the bathroom and don't want to get the mess on your undies. It is advisable to check very carefully that no one is around before squaddling.

A: You guys, there was no toilet paper in the second stall, so I had to squaddle five stalls down before I found some!
B: Thanks for sharing that with us.

by sgbk March 15, 2011

squindle

To disimprove at a frenzied pace.

The girl continued to squindle until there was no hope of satisfaction left.

by Samtasia March 25, 2008

Squidley Dumps

A band on rock band that is made up of Nick Lachapelle, Rilyn Silva and Hunter Lane. This band has recently removed Hunter, because they are no longer good friends with him. This removal has cause Nick to move to Drums and Ethan Gilchrest to replace Nick at base.

Hunter-Dude what should we name the band?
Nick- The Squidley Dumps!
Rilyn-Dudes thats an awsome name

by Nick Lachapelle March 28, 2008

squiddlewapper

belly dancing grandma

“oh you little squiddlewappers 💓💓🥺🥺"

by yantao stan July 8, 2021