A prepubescent child with a distinctively high voice that abuses the microphone on any online games, such as Team Fortress 2. This viral species has an incredibly short temper, and talks in its annoying high-pitched voice. Especially when they lose or get angry, their screaming voices are enough to send your eardrums clean to Pluto, back to Earth, back to Pluto again, and then back to Earth. Not only do they talk obnoxiously, but they use the mic for every second of gameplay. Their speech patterns often consist of swears with not much room for anything else. If you're unfortunate enough to meet one, your best bet is to leave the server. Or, do what others do and record footage of the game and then post it on YouTube for a good laugh. Of course, because of their age, they're usually inexperienced noobs, and their contributions to the team's efforts are only detrimental. And of course, their constant bitching makes you lag slower than their tiny brains.
I logged onto a Russian server for TF2 where mostly communists were playing, but there was a squeaker invading the team's efforts. He made me get off the server, so I had to spend the next five minutes getting to another one, only to find that there were three more in the new server! STOP THE SQUEAKER INVASION! THEY DRIVE ME TO SLIT MY NECK AND WRISTS!
by Practical Problems January 19, 2014
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Get the Squeaky Friends mug.A "Squeeba Dweeb" is a universal derogatory slang name or "Nick-Name" for a person with a wide variety of traits.
A "Squeeba Dweeb" has been formerly identified as a "Simp".. or "Nerd" or "Trick A** Hoe" of a person.
A "Squeeba Dweeb" has been formerly identified as a "Simp".. or "Nerd" or "Trick A** Hoe" of a person.
"Hey Todd.. Look at that "Squeeba Dweeb" over there, buying all that crusty broads drinks, he thinks he's going to get some poontang." or.. "Hey You "Squeeba Dweeb" get away from my car, your studded belt is going to scratch my paint"..
by Sammy Stainz & Uncle Skeezy May 24, 2022
Get the Squeeba Dweeb mug.A young boy with a high pitch voice and is slimy af. This phrase originated in the suburbs of Welton to name and shame the squeaky squid himself and ever since has been used across the world
by BeefBall March 4, 2017
Get the Squeaky squid mug.When a lonesome heterosexual male stands in a shower and begins to masturbate. Masturbation continues until climax. Immediately after ejaculation, the male proceeds to vigorously rub the tip of the penis until a stream of urine begins to release.
by Mel Daddy April 9, 2021
Get the Squeaky Tea Pot mug.a shawty who makes freaky squeaky noises when shes drinking water. usually an indication that shes a skank. originated at white oaks secondary school in Oakville
Chris: "Damn, that girl at the water fountain is a real squeak freak"
Jackson: "Say on god bro"
Chris: "No cap!"
Jackson: "Say on god bro"
Chris: "No cap!"
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