A person who wanders aimlessly, laptop in hand, to find a wireless signal. Often seen sitting in various chairless spots such as the floor to continue using stolen signal.
1)As I was discreatly searching for a wireless signal, I noticed three wifi squatters had already beat me to it.
2)I was walking through the airport and tripped over a wifi squatter who's feet were sticking straight out.
2)I was walking through the airport and tripped over a wifi squatter who's feet were sticking straight out.
by Jessica D. November 10, 2008
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Get the Shutterslut mug.Donald Trump's refusal to concede he lost the 2020 election.
The -gate suffix is used to name scandals, it originated from the Watergate scandal. "Squattergate" implies Trump will refuse to leave and squat in the White House.
The -gate suffix is used to name scandals, it originated from the Watergate scandal. "Squattergate" implies Trump will refuse to leave and squat in the White House.
Trump: "I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!"
Everyone else: "Get your meds, Donald." Squattergate continues.
Biden spokesman Andrew Bates: "... The United States government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the White House."
Everyone else: "Get your meds, Donald." Squattergate continues.
Biden spokesman Andrew Bates: "... The United States government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the White House."
by dUpduPdupDupd November 17, 2020
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"man that candle-faced cunthole boss of yours Sarah is proper sqwutters! she makes me wanna fuck a shit stained armchair in a care home"
by stankhole001 May 11, 2010
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Get the Squanter mug.Northern Ireland slang for Snot, Bogies, boogers in particular the runny outstream from the nose during a cold.
by FatFrankie November 27, 2007
Get the snatters mug.One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.
I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.
Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.
Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?
One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.
Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?
One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
by Pierre May 13, 2004
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