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blood shweef

During a womans period, she thinks she is just going to queef but finds that, during the process, blood has been expelled from the vagina and wet drippy feces from the anus.
"Oh god karen, I knew I shoulda held that queef in. Now I just soiled myself with a blood shweef."
by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010
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Speef

A pussy that resembles roast beef, hence speef. It is dark n flabby, n usually found in asians.
Dude this weekend i got so much speef going to china.
by Zachandary October 16, 2006
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Spleef

The act of letting air escape the corner of your mouth upon toking on a joint, resulting in an accidental raspberry. The name is derived from the term 'queef', a vaginal fart, and spliff, a coloquial term for the combination of tobacco and marijuana.
Finn: *Hits joint, accidentally blowing a raspberry*

Sydney: Ha ha, Finn just Spleefed. What a Spleefhead
by SirDrCool September 9, 2012
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speef

Collective noun for cows launched into space, to orbit in cow-size hamster balls.

After J.C.Hormel was unable to explain where the 'S' and 'P' of the initials "SPAM" originated (related to his tinned luncheon meet launched in 1937) Hormel declared that the SPAM meant "Speef Ham" in other words a combination of Ham and Space Beef.

As Hormels primary customer, given the war effort, the US Military decided that it would be prudent to actually create the subject of Hormel's lie, thereby erasing any possible chances for embarrassment.

Later that year in 1937, several cows were launched into space. Novelty size hamster balls were used to encapsulate the beasts from the outside vacuum, as the R&D costs for customised helmets and suits over-ran and was cancelled by congress.

Many cows still orbit to this day, although a large number were initially sent soaring into deep space by passing geostationary satellites, which were prone to clicking the hamsterballs at their orbit speed of mach 25.
Holy christ on a bicycle, Zorgoff! I could have sworn i just saw a speefball flying past that meteor over yonder!
by wooty December 8, 2004
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Spleef

Single Person Left Everyone Else Falling. Acronym for a very popular Minecraft minigame
Dude 1: dude! lets go play some Spleef.
Dude 2: sweet! im in!
by XS Scarab July 7, 2012
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spleef

A rolled marajuana cigarette.
Fictional name for long-time internet gamer.
Let's roll a spleef and smoke like Popeye.

"Cops are fat" -spleef
by spleef May 1, 2003
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skweefer

reaching down a persons throat all the way to the colon and applying slight pressure causing the person to expell gas from the anus
i tried to give myself a skweefer but i did it wrong and i shit my pants
by j napkins May 4, 2008
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