cunt stubble

Constable, slang for policeman, pig, rozzer and so on. Can be said to a policeman without them knowing.

Good Evening, Cunt Stubble.
What seems to be the problem?

by markyspeaks July 10, 2005

stubble trouble

the distressing realisation that you've hit some stubble you weren't expecting and it feels so good it ends current sexual activity

as I slid the head of my wang down her stomach and over her shaven haven I realised I was in stubble trouble and quickly apologised for what was to come

by kellydown August 5, 2010

stubble rash

Getting a rash/sore chin from kissing a guy with beard stubble. Same as Beard burn.

I got such a bad stubble rash from snogging Paul last night, it's going to take days for it to calm down.

by smurfette33 May 17, 2014

stubble puss

When the hair has started to grow back on a shaven pussy. Note that banging a stubble puss can cause irritation.

At first I thought Veronica was beautifully shaved, but when I banged her, I could felt the stubble puss, prickly against my lower abdomen.

by Big Jim Powell February 11, 2009

smubble

smubble: verb -bled -bling
1. to import or export (parrots) secretly on a bicycle into Belarus , in violation of the law, esp. without payment of legal duty.
2. to bring, take, put (parrots) secretly on a bicycle into Belarus surreptitiously.

John smubbled Crackers the parrot into Belarus on a Schwinn.

by Xano January 10, 2009

splubble

the strange noise that occurs when one passes wind in the bathtub, hybrid of splash and bubble

dude i just farted in the bath and it made a real splubble!!!

by joescots27 March 7, 2010

Spurbles

Men who are trying to save balding hair.

Daughter: Ma, look at Homer Simpson's SPURBLES!! Mom: He should shave his head, because two strands and zigzags is not cute lol

by ladiifr3sh January 13, 2011