Springfield 

The Springfield that Zach G. describes is the one I'm from. I agree that it's a pretty good place. Not too far away from NYC, okay schools, good history, and a very good diversity of people including groups such as blacks, jews, Puerto Ricans, Costa Ricans,Italians, Mulattoes, Colombians, Jamaicans,Chileans, Russians, and yes, even Albanians. The main thing i fell wrong with it is that too many people try to think they're ghetto. Folks, if you're living in any place called Springfield, I feel that you're automatically disqualified for being ghetto. You can be cool and be in Springfield but you're in no conceivable way ghetto completely as long as Springfield remains suburban. other then this gripe, it's all cool.

Springfield is the next best place next to true NYC due to proximity and atttitude.

Springfield by The Almight Lizard King November 6, 2004

Springfield 

Township on the northwest border of Philadelphia, in Montgomery County (Not to be confused with Springfield Delco).

Consists of Oreland, Flourtown, Erdenheim, and Wyndmoor.

Home of G-Maf, which, although it has a corny name, will destroy you.

309 goes through Springfield. As does route 73 (Church Road) and Bethlehem Pike. Bordered by Philadelphia to the south across Stenton Avenue, and sorta to the east. North by Upper Dublin Township across Pennsylvania Ave. West by Whitemarsh Township. East by Cheltenham Township.

I took Bethlehem Pike down to Springfield and got fucked up by G-Maf. They're harder than they sound.

Springfield by Isaiah Jenkins September 21, 2005

springfield 

a rich ass town in pennsylvania where every house is a single n n theyre all snobs

snobby ass rich ppl

springfield by Anonymous June 28, 2003

springfield 

Municipality in South Eastern Manitoba, Canada. Was once a School district named after said district. Same district now called "Sunrise"

springfield is near my home town

springfield by Jessiblah April 9, 2006

Springfield Pervert 

An elderly homosexual pervert from Springfield, MA. He is obsessed with "pig fucking" and semen, he is very well-endowed, and he often calls random people in order to engage them in explicitly sexual conversations.

The Springfield Pervert called me last night. He said he would pig fuck me.

Springfield Pervert by analmaniac_666_69 July 11, 2012

Springfield, MO 

Is a nasty ass trashy, dirty place in the southwest corner of Missouri filled meth, homeless, with people with more felony convictions than they have teeth. People in Springfield are of contradictions. The 6 figure, yuppy wannabe rich classless people eat ham sandwiches with a cup filled with pepsi, yet they look down at you. People in Springfield are people with no sense of aesthetic. The girls here are overweight, with badly groomed hair, yet give looks of disgust to anyone who looks in their direction that doesn't look like Brad Pitt. The people in Springfield are overall racist, yet most women have at least 3 mixed race kids out of the 5 kids they have between 5 fathers.
Springfield is a larger place in an area with nothing but empty fields. Secularism is one of the few cosmopolitan qualities that have slipped in, but despite that even the secular population maintain the same protestant melody of exclusion, shunning those in aren't in their group.
Springfield being several years behind everyone thinks craft beer and IPAs are the coolest thing ever. They're complete try hards. Seeing a fat, 35 year old beer dude who looks like a dollar store-version of Seth Rogan are still common sights.Their music consist of various wannabes who think one day they'll break out by being one of the tons of acoustic guitar guys playing trite songs. Springfield trying to act like they have anything cool going on is like watching a retarded man pretend to be smart.

Kim Jung-Un: I need to find a target to drop a nuke on.

North Korean adviser: How about Springfield, MO?

Kim Jung-Un: No, that place looks like its already been devastated.

Springfield, MO by God, I'm So Great September 15, 2019

Springfield Scrambler 

A person know as Bobby Marker that egged a house along with other people

“Yo guys the Springfield Scrambler struck again”

Springfield Scrambler by PPPOOPOOMAN November 8, 2019