Spreadsheet Block

Similar to writer's block but for spreadsheet dorks rather than writing dorks. Having trouble or being completely unable to begin a spreadsheet because you cannot envision how the analysis needs to look.

John: "I need to get this analysis done for my boss but I can't figure out how to get started...total spreadsheet block."

Dave: "You're a fucking dork!"

by thenumbersdork February 24, 2009

Sprayage

Surprisingly is a real word, it means extensive spraying.

The campus will enforce the no smoking policy through sprayage of students.

by Volker76 February 28, 2017

spreadable ham

Alternative name for a skateboard injury aka - Road rash - Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a skateboarding accident. aka SPAM

1. Bro tried an ollie and all he got a bad case of spreadable ham

by sk8Trs July 4, 2020

Spreadativity

The act of spreading cheeks…..and sometimes negativity….spreadativity

I’m on some spreadativity shit tonight man

by peepeebunzo January 22, 2022

screamager

A teenager who goes bananas when they see their favorite musicians. Sometimes these kids are so loud that they take away from the enjoyment of the calmer audience members straining to hear the music over their shenanigans, but mostly they are just adorable & fun.

I'm so excited that we're going to see Darren Criss on his live tour this summer! I hope the screamagers maintain some semblance of decorum so that we will actually be able to hear his incredible voice and musicianship.

by 30-something darren fan April 25, 2013

Spreadables

plural for slutty women who "spread" their legs

"darren do you have the herp?"

"yeah i had too many spreadables"

by ruh-duh March 14, 2014

spreadator

One who spreads sexually transmitted diseases knowingly, in a predatory nature.

If I caught an std I would spread it to my ex like a spreadator

by Cruchie July 17, 2017