Whale Spouting

When you jerk off and you intentionally cum on your own face

Franco daily likes to in his dorm lay in bed and perform Whale Spouting!

by Gloryhole Super Fan June 13, 2011

baby spout

A catchy song from the point of view of a baby in the mother's womb. Often sung in a trio; including a bass, tener, and soprano.

"Baby Spout.. LET ME OUT of the Baby Spout.. I GOTTA GET OUT of the Baby Spout..."

by Erika January 25, 2005

Spout Peeler

Someone suffering severe sexual frustration. To ascertain if someone is affected, give them a bottle of beer. If suspect peels the label off the neck of the beer bottle, they are sexually frustrated. Fuck them if necesarry/possible to cure. Purchasing hookers for the individual may also relieve symptoms. Condoms are advised.

I had a beer with Liam last night and realised he's a spout peeler!

by shornballs September 8, 2007

down-spouts

When a woman has large saggy breasts and the nipples point directly to the ground when not supported.

I thought that bitch had some nice, big-ass titties, but when she took her bra off, they ended up being down-spouts.

by Big T Bag October 22, 2008

up the spout

Found in the Military(Canada's and Others), It means to Chamber a Round, i.e, Load Your Weapon...

A Browning HP-35 will hold 14 rounds: 13 in the Mag, and one Up The Spout.

by Paul Douglas Reiter January 13, 2008

Celery Spout

When you need to drain the cum from someone’s bum. Stick a stalk of celery up the bum and watch it pour slowly out like a maple tree.

You look like you need a celery spout, honey.

by MackyD-FD March 31, 2022

Whale Spout

When a male genital has a Prince Albert piercing. When jewelry is removed the PA hole remains and during self stimulation the urethra hole is covered during ejaculation. This results in the semen extracting from the PA hole. Thus the words "whale spout"

After jacking off he shot a whale spout out of his Prince Albert hole.

by PApits May 18, 2017