Spotted-cock

Name of a penis with serious birthmark damage. Life-long stain, blemish, deformation of the male unit.

"Hey Spotted-cock, grab me a beer!"
"Lay that polka-dotted sausage in my stinky pussy, Spotted-cock."
"We called him Spotted-cock"
Spotted-cock played with himself to gay porn, multiple times a day, wishing he didn't have such a fucked unit

by Xandria.g January 10, 2013

Sorted Out

Getting your lights smacked out by someone else because you did something wrong.

''Hey, what on earth did you do in the pub last Friday? Bob, you need to get yourself sorted out!''

by 147mphonaA4sheet February 8, 2013

Shorted

Used to describe a bag of marijuana that has less weed in it than you bought.

Guy #1: Checkout this fat quarter I got us fellas

Guy #2: Fat?? that looks like an eighth, you got shorted nigga..call up your dealer and bitch to him..why did I give you my money?

Guy #3: yeah you got ripped off..u still gonna sell me a gram?

by 311smoke420 August 4, 2008

sporterization

A sporterization is a very fancy term used for modified military surplus rifle. Commonly done on military surplus rifles when they are cheap, the sporterization is used on many rifles regardless of maker or country of origin. Commonly done in the 1900's onto the modern era, it shares many parallels with the "bubba'd" guns of the modern era. However sporterizations are in much higher quality than the more homemade "bubba'd" guns of the modern day.

Common sporterization techniques are cutting the stock down into a more hunting rifle shape, fitting of scopes and scope rails, and hand checkering of the wood to allow a better grip. While this has faded out in activity in recent years, sporterized guns still show up in gun shows and shops around the world, with a reduced price due to it being modified.

"Well in my grandpa's collection, we did find this sporterization of a Springfield, doubt it's really worth anything"

by Poppy Brother Junior January 2, 2017

spotted

the word spotted stands for when your hole is palpitating and leaking because of someone.

Matt: Shut up bozo.
Deven: Omg u make me so spotted.....

by purrrrrrdspotted June 8, 2021

spotted

When you message someone via your choice of social media, and they've read your message but do absolutely nothing with their social media for an extremely long time.

Bob: Hello, Jim!
Jim: *reads the message but does not respond to Bob and supposedly does not interact in any other way on that social media*
Bob: Man, I hate getting spotted by Jim...

by ThoughtsDeeperThanCuts December 3, 2014

enemy spotted

When you dress up and roll play as the FPS game known as CS:GO and have spotted an enemy.

Terrorist one: Enemy Spotted
Terrorist two: Roger That

by Humpty Your Rumpty June 15, 2016