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sporking 

the act of inserting combination fork/spoons (sprongs upright) into lawn of any form. When applied with much skill and large supplies of sporks, can be made very effective and is much loved by its victims.
Spork Agent 99: we are equipped with 2000 sporks and are ready for some serious sporking action.
sporking by laura aka spork agent 99 November 10, 2005

Sporking 

Refering to the act of sexual intercourse while in the "spoon" postion. Combining "porking" with "spooning" using a reference the to the eating utensil known as a Spork which is a combination of a spoon and a fork.
Our romantic episode of spooning turned rather naughty when I slipped her the tube snake and we started sporking!
Sporking by TRexroth November 11, 2010

sporking 

To attack with a spork utensil

Joke: Too brittle.
To actually attack with one.
It sounds funny.
She watched closely, waiting for the right moment for sporking him.
sporking by Rosie July 26, 2004

sporking 

Jenny and Steve were sporking.
sporking by I'm not yours May 14, 2015

sporking 

the act of spooning and forking at the same time. rather hard to do, i might add. in simpler terms... making out, cuddling, and having sex all at the same time.
not to be confused with the utensil spork
~dude, pass me that spork over there.
~i sporked your mom last night...
~SHUT UP
sporking by mtc28 May 3, 2004

sporking 

when one person illegally spoons another person while they are already asleep/passed out. On the street its referred to simply as, "spoon rape."
Tory: (waking up and realizing) Alex!? Were you sporking me last night!?
Alex: Ahahaha Hell yeah I wasn't going to sleep on the floor!
Hank:(From his bed across the room) Ahahaha You spoon raped her! Sneak-a-spooning is a risky maneuver that could have easily backfired glad you didn't wake up with a blackeye!
sporking by Cspearp December 15, 2011