Spoonlay

That one last drop of urine that always lands in a guys pants after urinatingafter goi leaving that little circular wet spot on the front of your jeans. Is called a spoonlay

After going to the bathroom, my father in-law noticed I had a spoonlay. On the front of my jeans. He suggested I give it one extra shake next time to avoid getting a spoonlay

by Didgit October 16, 2021

Spoonguard

Term for someone so stupid they would probably manage to stab themselves with a spoon or similar blunt object.

"Martin is such a spoonguard he thought Christmas Eve was Santa's wife."

by BotanicalMetal March 11, 2023