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Slutty Slurpee

A sexual act where one takes a drinking straw and lubricates it by inserting it into the aroused vaginal canal. That person then takes the straw and inserts it into the rectum and they begin to consume the fecal matter within the rectum with sed straw.
Pizza guy: Hey gurl, want some chocolate with that pizza?

Slut: I'll slurp that shit up. (Quite literally in this case)

Pizza Guy: Slutty slurpees up in this bitch!
by The Troll of Polska January 15, 2013
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slurpfish

Gave him the one two slurpfish
by WeLikeFornite88 January 27, 2021
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can slurper

One who makes annoying slurrrrrrping noises when they drink from a can.
That guy in the cubicle next to me is a total can slurper, I can hear him drinking that soda over my headphones. I could even hear him suckin up beers at the company picnic over the DJ.
by frankrizzoDE September 23, 2009
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Circle Slurp

A circle slurp is similar to a circle jerk. However, in a circle slurp the group of people can be male or female and they give and receive oral sex forming a human chain.
Bill- "Holy Shit! that was one fucking dirty circle slurp!"

Sandy- "Yah, my throat hurts!"
by sa6nd9y April 17, 2010
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Icelandic Slurpee

When you take both of her lips into your mouth and slurp hard, making a suctioning sound.
Thanks for driving me home! I owe you a BIG Icelandic Slurpee tomorrow after the concert!
by IcelandicSlurpee October 4, 2019
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Sucke sucke 360 slurpee

Man 1: yo that bitch just gave me the sucke sucke 360 slurpee that shit was fire
Man 2: that head game must be fire you made a whole combo name for it
by wizzman May 6, 2020
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Slurpee

A frozen drink sold at 7-eleven in many different flavors. Dispensed by machines that are broken most of the time.
Would you be wanting a slurpee with that?
by PiE! March 18, 2003
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