Splunk

When someone gargles your ballsac. Similar to a tea bag.

Dude, that slut Emma just gave me a splunk.

by willyp123 August 7, 2012

splunk

a less gross word for sixty-nine

we went splunking last night. it was awesome

by awww yeah May 17, 2011

splunk

n. A double-sided quincy.

Damn, your mom sure likes it kinky; I gave her a splunk!

by Matt and Marla April 12, 2003

splunk nut

a severe spelunker who likes to go very deep into caves.

The man looks like a splunk nut.
that cracker sure is a splunk nut.

by D's August 21, 2005

philadelphia splunk

Mixing Jolt Cola with Choco espresso beans to form a caffeinated drink.

Jeez, I could really use a Philadelphia Splunk to wake me up right now...

by The Straightest Man October 22, 2018

city splunking

To explore the innards of abandoned urban buildings.

I was city splunking the Old Packard in Detroit this past weekend, we found one dead hooker, three dead dogs, some kickass graffiti, and made friends with a dude with a needle in his arm. Then the flashlight batteries wore out.

by Djangoboone May 12, 2008

splunk muff crunk

The act of growing a manly beard, taking a shot of hot sauce without swallowing, and going down on your girl (or your friends girl) while the hot sauce causes a hot steamy but slightly painful sensation with the assistance of the beard smearing the juices around. In this situation, the woman is typically handcuffed to something without knowing the splunk muff crunk is about to occur. Failure to restrain the subject may result in punches and cuts.

Man 1: What's with the eye patch?

Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.

by StoopidShteve September 10, 2013