One of the best-selling games in the Splinter Cell stealth game franchise, selling 2.5 million copies by the end of March 2005, about 10 days after it's release. In the game, you can do split jumps, hang upside down and snap opponent's necks, open doors and bash them on enemies, throw them from balconies and much more worth checking out. It's $10 on Steam. The graphics were very good for a 2005 game.
Gamer : Hey have you played Splinter Cell : Chaos Theory ?
Gamer 2 : Hell yeah, it's a kickass game.
Gamer 2 : Hell yeah, it's a kickass game.
by Juan Marcia Cortez January 3, 2020
Get the Splinter Cell : Chaos Theory mug.The noob term for playing Splinter Cell in the online environment, Steam.
A cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 association, n00bs, but really they're just fresh meat) similar to that of Halo 2 Online. Standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a Charms blowpop. A noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)
Obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.
It is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.
A cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 association, n00bs, but really they're just fresh meat) similar to that of Halo 2 Online. Standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a Charms blowpop. A noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)
Obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.
It is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.
Splinter Cell Online subtitled screencap:
*eucatastrophe has entered
*a_big_throbbing_cock has entered
(play commences as usual. But suddenly...)
*eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_cock: EUCATASTROPHE SUCK THIS
*eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_cock
sleepy: LAWL!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11
*eucatastrophe has entered
*a_big_throbbing_cock has entered
(play commences as usual. But suddenly...)
*eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_cock: EUCATASTROPHE SUCK THIS
*eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_cock
sleepy: LAWL!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11
by eucatastrophe June 18, 2006
Get the Splinter Cell Online mug.The art of excusing ones self from intense sexual intercourse in lue of the need to urinate thus exiting the slightly dimmed area and imitating the traits of a well trained assassin by stealthly shadow stepping your way back in leaving the victim clueless and sniping a semen streamed shot onto the most exposed and vulnerable side of the face giving you enough time to exit the premise before the guards are alerted. Extra points for the ears.
Ivan - "Jeremy, I'm sorry man. I had to splinter cell'd your mom last night in order to make a quick escape."
Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."
Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."
Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."
Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."
by Rolemodel05 October 8, 2010
Get the Splinter Cell'd mug.The art of Splinter Cell-ing involves entering a cubicle and graciously performing a dump, without touching the surrounding toilet floor or the toilet itself. This can be performed as a simple one-person challenge, or be used as a practical joke by remaining off the floor undetected until the next user of said cubicle enters and the surprise is released.
Jake: I just used the toilet, and felt a dripping on my head, I looked up to see Sam Fisher himself about to shit on my head
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!
by AnusManBoy June 8, 2011
Get the The Splinter Cell mug.verb; The act of behaving like a Splinter Cell.
This usually involves doing acrobatics such as split jumps, rolls, pole climbs, and others. It can also refer to someone who is "assassinating" a member of society.
This usually involves doing acrobatics such as split jumps, rolls, pole climbs, and others. It can also refer to someone who is "assassinating" a member of society.
Guy 1: Man, I was splinter celling down the hallway and I hurt my shoulder pretty bad.
OR
Guy 1: Hey, look at that guy splinter celling that priest over there.
Guy 2: Sucks to be them.
OR
Guy 1: Hey, look at that guy splinter celling that priest over there.
Guy 2: Sucks to be them.
by Scott McG January 4, 2009
Get the splinter celling mug.An acute infection of the skin, usually caused by gripping the controller too much, due to the classic game, Splinter Cell by Tom Clancy.
Dude 1: "Ever heard of Splinter Cell?"
Dude 2: "Dude, I play it so much, I have Splintercellulitis on my hands!"
Dude 2: "Dude, I play it so much, I have Splintercellulitis on my hands!"
by Matazaron November 11, 2007
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