Dick splint

When you can't get hard so you have to use your index and middle finger as a guide to insert it flaccid.

I had to much to drink last night, so I had to give her the dick splint.

by Rankpyro182 November 30, 2021

South American Splint

A splint made of a erect penis and a couple zip ties to support your leg if broken and in a low resource situation.

"Josh! Get the zip ties and that picture of your sister, I have to make a South American splint"

by Hungzo October 5, 2017

Compound Splinter

(n.) a splinter that is so big that it goes all the way through your finger, breaking the skin a second time. It really hurts.

Man #1: "Hey BChil, can you help us get these wooden steps in place in front of the stage?"
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."

by BChil June 29, 2015

thunder cross split attack

Thunder Cross Split Attack is the ultimate hamon technique as used by Dire from part 1 in jjba. To use thunder cross split attack, one must cross their arms in an X formation. It is the perfect balance of attack and defence and is the perfect strategem.

Dio: Wryyy! You think you can beat me with such sleepy movements?

Dire: You fell for it, fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!
Speedwagon: Incredible! By crossing his arms he can attack while keeping his guard up! It's a perfect strategem!
Straizo: No fighter has escaped it.

by prayersofallahsuckmydong December 18, 2019

slinthead

A derogatory term used for someone who has done something stupid that usually calls for repercussions. The term is commonly used by fans of the Maze Runner series.

That slinthead needs to follow the rules

by shuckfacesandshanks June 27, 2014

split stream

Post sexual or early morning urination that splits into 2 or more streams typically due to an erection or low pee pressure.

You have to make sure you wipe up after that split stream accident.

by Heat123 December 30, 2007

The Splinter Cell

The art of Splinter Cell-ing involves entering a cubicle and graciously performing a dump, without touching the surrounding toilet floor or the toilet itself. This can be performed as a simple one-person challenge, or be used as a practical joke by remaining off the floor undetected until the next user of said cubicle enters and the surprise is released.

Jake: I just used the toilet, and felt a dripping on my head, I looked up to see Sam Fisher himself about to shit on my head
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!

by AnusManBoy June 8, 2011