shin splints

a lame excuse for being late to an important date

nick: "hey sorry im late i had to walk like five miles here with shin splints. im so exhausted and i hurt so bad!"

grace: "i dont care"

by lenamisery November 9, 2009

shin splints

the worst pain underneath your knee and in the ass. caused by overuse to the calf muscles. if you have shin splints don’t act like they’re not there and keep doing stuff or they will never go away. so like good luck

person #1: wth i have shin splints

person #2: i still have mine from track 2 years ago

by your_frikin’_fave September 19, 2019

lit splint

when something/someone has/is doing something that is particularly epic, or if you light a splint on fire

yo bro that was so lit splint. if you fut fire by it it will surely become a lit splint

by bacterial vaginitis September 29, 2020

splint penis

when a dick is strapped to another dick voluntarily after breaking the dick muscle

“I broke my dick last night, lets have a splint penis.”

by gobblethecockle420 November 28, 2021

Pussy splinting

When you spread your legs as far apart as possible then bounce or place anal or vaginal area onto another persons face or object.

Omg i was so turnt i started pussy splinting a pizza.

by SeAnmorrisowosso October 19, 2018

wood splint

When one uses a dildo or a strap-on that is made out of wood causing splinters in their vag or ass

the wood splint i used last night made my ass fell really weird

by Hot_sausage11 May 13, 2016

splinting

The act of working poop down the rectum by guiding it through the exterior wall of the vagina with a finger.

"do you have any tips on constipation?"
"well if there's a little bit in you that you can't seem to get out, try splinting."

by benadryljams February 10, 2024