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green apple splatters

A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.
"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."
by cpoc December 9, 2003
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Splats McGhee

The shits, When your asshole blows up, Wiskey shits, The runs, Can't stop poopin, The splats.
Looks like someone loaded a shotgun full of shit and shot it in the toilet bowl. Also blowin the toilet bowl off the hinges. shooting everything but the water in the pot. Splats McGhee!
by Bored tribal employees! May 18, 2011
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splatter shot

deficating explosivley all over not only one's toilet seat but the walls, floor, sink and or bathtub of an enemy's restroom. see 'germantown splatter shot' as well.
i just gave teddys apartment a mean splatter shot.
by ed,sarah,katy and joey September 28, 2008
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Labatt Splats

A distinct, water-down, grotesque bowel movement, after a night of heavy drinking Canadian-made beer Labatt Blue.
"Ughh, dude, drinking all that Labatt Blue last night is catching up and I gotta drop some Labatt Splats."
by THC420 January 6, 2009
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splatter chatter

Convulsions, with rapid series of short high-pitched sounds that seem to resemble speech, that occurs during an orgasm.
Yo, Becky was all splatter chatter when I fucked her for the 4th time Friday night.
by rjk17 November 28, 2009
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Splatasha Jumpanoff

When Nat goes Splat.

Ima sue Marvel, brb
Gonna go pull a Splatasha Jumpanoff
by Shuri.is.Marvel March 9, 2022
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Nati Splatties

The explosive anal discharge of liquid Natural Light from the night before...
I'm still recovering from the bad case of the Nati Splatties I had earlier...
by Mike Palazzo February 12, 2008
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