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green apple splatters

A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.
"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."
by cpoc December 9, 2003
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splatter shot

deficating explosivley all over not only one's toilet seat but the walls, floor, sink and or bathtub of an enemy's restroom. see 'germantown splatter shot' as well.
i just gave teddys apartment a mean splatter shot.
by ed,sarah,katy and joey September 28, 2008
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splatter chatter

Convulsions, with rapid series of short high-pitched sounds that seem to resemble speech, that occurs during an orgasm.
Yo, Becky was all splatter chatter when I fucked her for the 4th time Friday night.
by rjk17 November 28, 2009
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Splaturn

Created when a shit is so explosive it leaves marks in the bowl.
Person 1:"Oh my god bro someone created splaturn in here!"
Person 2:"Probably should've flushed twice."
by Dream Creamer June 19, 2017
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Nati Splatties

The explosive anal discharge of liquid Natural Light from the night before...
I'm still recovering from the bad case of the Nati Splatties I had earlier...
by Mike Palazzo February 12, 2008
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out splatter

It's what happens when a drop of water hits something and the drop breaks. It's the water that spills outside the drop.
A drop of water hit my tongue and I could feel the out splatter all over my tongue.
by The mad thinker. June 7, 2019
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Splatterhouse

Released in 1988 by Namco, Splatterhouse was one of the most bloody, grotesque and violent coin-op games ever made. Even by today's standards, it's primitive 2D graphic displays of blood and gore are enough to traumatize a 10 year old child. The object of the game was to guide the bulky, hockey mask wearing, hero, "Rick" through several levels of a horrid mansion in order to rescue his girlfriend Jennifer who mysteriously disappeared into it's hellish depths. The game play is similar to old beat'm ups like Kung-Fu and Vigilante. Although never released outside of Japan, a slightly edited console port did make it to the TurboGrafx-16. With it's intense horror theme, creepy music and fun beat'em up action, Splatterhouse's popularity lead to two sequels released for Sega's Megadrive/Genesis consoles.
Rick: "I've been playing Splatterhouse on my TG16 and now I have to sleep with the lights on!"

Jennifer: "If you think that's scarey, you should play the arcade version!!"
by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006
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