Spigot

1. Slang for Penis.

2. A really awesome word for faucet. :)

1. Dwight's spigot was abnormally large.

2. "Suzie, turn on the spigot!"

by dolphist July 31, 2010

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Mud Spigot

Shit faucet. As in anus. Only works for diahrrea or other forms of liquid excrement.

After all that Taco Bell, I'm kicking the full on mud spigot.

by Hooligan Mikey January 18, 2009

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spigot

1. alternate for "penis"

2. alternate for "homosexual" or "fag" or "faggot"

1. I am going to put my spigot in your sprocket.

2. Justin from N'STYNC is such a spigot.

by Matt December 4, 2003

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bigot spigot

The racist mouth-hole of a person, such as a Republican.

"I punched that Nazi right in he bigot spigot!"

by Barkleygeist February 14, 2018

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(n) The individual in a group who is responsible for talking to an authority figure if necessary when committing frowned upon or illegal acts because they are the most capable of opening up and having a conversation with authority or people in uniform.

Typically the only white person. If all members of the group are non-white it is also considered safe to assign this duty to a woman in the group assuming equal education levels. If all members are non-white males then the member with the highest level of completed education will fulfill this duty. When all else is equal the member who has gone the longest since last consuming drugs will fill in for this role.

I invited Adam with us tonight to be the spigot since he is white and won't be afraid to talk with the cops if we get caught.

See also: Token White Guy

by DDizZy15 July 8, 2019

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