Shitbox

A vehicle that is an unfun EV pod or economy focused point A to point B driver. Japanese brands are perfect for adding the shitbox moniker to as they are slow and primarily driven by Boomers/misinformed Gen X drivers or bugmen incels who think they're Takumi from Initial D

Look at this nerd lil Timmy driving his shitbox gr86/BRZ/miata thinking he's Takumi getting GAPPED

by V8GappedYou May 8, 2023

shitbox

a very old and slow computer

'let me try and print from this shitbox'

by Ralph Owen December 18, 2003

spitboxing

To tell somebody that you're going to beat them up without actually making any move to do so.

Girl 1: Don't make me punch you in the mouth.
Girl 2: Whatever, bitch. Stop spitboxing and come do something.

by nymphoid July 30, 2006

Shitbox

A garage engineered, junkyard supercar.

Marc shoved a 600 hp big block in his 88 f150 and kept everything else stock, you don't need brakes to go fast anyways, he's got himself a real shitbox

by Robertplowedbobbi March 2, 2021

shitbox

Microsoft's X-Box

I was playing my Shit-Box yesterday. I discovered 5 new buttons somewhere around the east-side.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 2, 2003

tongue-jacking my shitbox

To have someone mess with your head.
-OR-
To exclaim udder disbelief.

Greg: "I just had sex with those two lesbians!"
Me: "Are you tongue-jacking my shitbox?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I'm just tongue-jacking your shitbox, buddy, I only had sex with one of them!" (laughter ensues)

by R8RFAN September 7, 2006

shitbox

Any apartment in Manhattan less than 400 sqft, for which you are paying more than $1250.

I make 80 grand, but all I can afford is this shitbox near the entrance to the Jersey turnpike.

by Slappy April 7, 2005