speeding-Jesus

A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.

Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.

by heathcat June 15, 2019

speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.

Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."

by senthurmanz June 14, 2021

spodering

When a group of 3 or more men ejaculate at once on to a woman's face, creating a spiderweb-like design

Tim: Hey bro, so I was spodering all over Melissa last night.
Jerry: Damn, bro, so was I!

Tim: Damn...

by NightmareFuel13 January 14, 2019

slendering

A form of dieting in which the end goal is to look like Slenderman.

My slendering is going great!

by Saruman's Army February 5, 2015

speedingslug

A really fast Gastropod, as opposed to a slow one, and to travel at speed leaving a trail of mucus behind it.

There he goes - faster than a speedingslug.

by speedingslug May 13, 2007

Speeding Lee Dude

Having sexual intercourse with an Asian woman with big breasts in the back seat of a car while your (or her) parents are in the front seat.

I gave that chink a Speeding Lee Dude on the way to the movie, with her parents in the FRONT SEAT!

by Lee_dude December 26, 2007

Skeetering

The act of giving or receiving oral sex whilst riding a scooter.

I had a rough day at work so went I got home, I grabbed my bitch and we went for a quick ride on my scooter where I started skeetering around the bloc.

by WithDaggersNY June 12, 2011