speedsoft

Most hated play style in Airsoft, typically fast paced hoodie wearing assholes. Requirements include wearing a Dye mask, hoodie, don't call your hits, overshoot, and just accepting large amounts of hate.

Why did he shoot me 8 times?!
Dude he's doing speedsoft..
Oh...

by AirtardTurtle May 4, 2018

speedsofter

The Airsofter who generally carries one mag on the field (5-15 minute games) and is normally CQB games. Normally they wear a hoodie and you need to shoot them a few times (most cheaters look like this)

That speedsofter guy will not call his hits

by Gwhahshd February 27, 2017

Speedsoft

Aggressive kids and sad adults that like to "magdump" people for either nothing or they didnt call there hits most of the speedsoft community wear bright clothes a overpriced mask (DYE i5) and trainers or sneakers they also like to slide alot as they are borderline apes that wont shut up about their hpa tapped hi capa.

Milsim Guy: Hey bro this guy wont take his hits
Other Milsim Guy: I think hes a speedsofter
Speedsoft Asshole: BRO WHY IS THIS KID NOT TAKING HIS HITS! *magdumps kid*
Innocent Kid: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WAS GOING TO RESPAWN BRO IM ON YOUR TEAM

by Dek902 June 25, 2022

Speedsoft

The act of 'getting soft' quickly

"This FBI raid made me so hard I had to speedsoft."

by POP.foreign February 26, 2021

Speedboating

Chugging huge amounts of cock.

Guy Lombardo was not just a orchestra leader, he was into speedboating as well.

by Flava Jay December 9, 2008

Sheetloaf

When you fart in bed and leave a brown nugget behind.

"What do you want for dinner?" "I think I baked a sheetloaf last night, we can have that."

by caveman12 April 15, 2008

Russian Speedboat

Taking the drugs DayQuil and NightQuil at the same time. That shit cray.

i was flying on a russian speedboat the entire funeral, it was great.

by Best Test In the West October 19, 2012