Spazzergasm

An absolute freak-out, for whatever reason. May be musically induced, anger-induced, or joy induced.

She had a spazzergasm after he kissed her! (i dunno...XD)

that band is so spazzergasmic!

after he found out she cheated, he spazzergazzed so hard!

by Meatmate April 13, 2009

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Spazzasaur

Someone who can only be described as a mix between a spazz and dinosaur because of their stupendous awesomeness
Usually spazzes-out in the middle of crowded areas, dead silences, so on. Will start random conversations that have nothing to do with what was said beforehand. Pretty much, the greatest friend someone could ask for. ^^
Could also be described as a ditz or ditzy

General Conversation with a Spazzasaur

Person1: Hey, how do you think you did on that test?
Person2: I don't know.
Person1: It seemed pretty hard. Like that one-
Person2: Can apples think? What would they think about if they could? I bet they'd think about smart stuff, like why goldfish are gold but they're not really gold its more of an orangeish shiny color god I love shiny things don't you OMYFUCKINGJESUS!!!THERESABEE!!!!!GETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAY!!
(dead silence)

Person1: ... what?

by Jynxed April 24, 2009

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spazzy monkey

A sexual position on the secret last page of the kama sutra sex book, in which the male hangs upside down from a rope attatched to the ceiling and another male/female hangs from the first males genitals. The rope is then rapidly swung in an anti clockwise direction, putting a lot of stress on the first males genitals; the primary objective being to enlarge the penis.

faiz had a 7 foot long dick, must have been practisibg the spazzy monkey often.
danesh has the biggest penis I have ever seen. That's coz he does the spazzy monkey with joshua

by Al Jabreezi Jihad November 23, 2013

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Spazzy Weirdo

An imbecile who can't control his inner thoughts who says something so moronic, that it leads to those around him interceding his outburst with the intricate, yet subtly hilarious insult.

Variations : "Spazzy neektard", "Spazzy retard" "Big Spazz

"Would you ever shut up your spazzy weirdo" - Tom Boran

by Sagaciousless February 17, 2020

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GhettoPUNK-SpazzThrashtic

(n.) 1.

Can best be described by the entirety of Bert McCracken, Elliesabetta Oliviea, and Charlotte Isabella.
GhettoPunk-SpazzThrashtic should be reserved, and used with care, as it is not for everyone.

(n.) 2.
GhettoPunk-SpazzThrashtic- A person or being who somehow carries themselves with a ghetto-esque slang, punk appearance, and SpazzThrashtic attitude.
(ie) Bert McCracken.

GhettoPUNK-SpazzThrashtic

E: "Hey, you know Bert McCracken?"
C: "From The Used?"
E: "Of course."
C: "Fuck yeah, dude! That guy is GhettoPUNK-SpazzThrastic!"

by Skittlesandtwizzlers June 22, 2009

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