crippled spastic

boomytastic

"That pie was crippled spastic"

"That joint was actually crippled spastic"

"Milky bar yogurts are fucking crippled spastic bluuudddd"

by garylikesweed February 5, 2009

Spastic child

This is when a child acts like an utter spastic and you want to kill yourself or kill them eg William gallavin or the i play Pokemon go kid

That kid is an utter spastic child

by Bill boi September 23, 2016

Spasticunt

A deeply unpleasant and completely useless excuse for a human being.

'Dave broke his arm whilst trying to steal an old ladies hand bag, he's a proper spasticunt. '

by Lazerbrain August 15, 2017

smasty

is slang for the words small and nasty together. It indicates the user is a little nasty at something, or that they are less nasty at something then somebody else. Smasty is used in place of "I am pretty good at this" among people who want to sound cool, or in comparison to somebody who is more nasty than you.

May also be used by others as a synonym to nasty

(the definition of nasty used in smasty is the one that shows approval or impressiveness of ones skills)

"Bro, not gonna lie, even though I don't play football, I'm smasty at it in gym class."

"Guys I don't know about you but I am absolutely nasty at Fortnite."
"I'd have to consider myself a little smasty."

"Watch out homies, I'm fuckin' smasty at ping-pong."

by Raquelle Louis September 16, 2019

Spasticated

Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'

I was spasticated on Friday after a cheeky Nandos and 12 shots of booka

by London-ledge March 25, 2016

Sparty

1) A party consisting of exactly 300 people. Any extra people are kicked out by the party hosts as they yell, "THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!"

2) (true to the word) A party consisting of exactly 300 half-naked men in Spartan outfits. Any extra people are kicked out by the party hosts as they yell, "THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!"

Hey dude, you going to the TCNJ sparty, they got 298 people. If we make it quick, we won't get kicked down the well.

by Cado Solum August 23, 2009

Spastic Wombat

A woman who is freaking out hysterically, over.....nothing at all.
What a waste of money brains and time....

Will you quit being such a spastic wombat!

by ivana flailsomemore August 26, 2016