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plastic spastic

A girl who is fake i.e. wears lots of make-up and is a real fucking bitch who thinks shes the best and so popular. Usually dumb and 99% fake.
plastic spastic 1: hey babe

plastic spatic 2: hey hunni, omg i dont think im wearing enough fake tan and make-up im only wearing like 4 layers or make-up

plastic spastic 1: yeah babes, omg did i tell you that i fucked that guy the other day?

plastic spastic 2: omg yeah haha *flicks fake hair*
by lilly.x March 19, 2012
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Cunting my Spastic

The phrase "Cunting my Spastic" is to be used very selectively. It's not to be bandied around like the promises of governments and banks as the C word and the S word are particularly offensive in most places the English language is spoken.

The phrase itself, despite its obvious offensive qualities, makes no sense and that's what really sets it apart from all other frustrated comments you might make about a person or persons.

Your boss would possibly curl up and die the billion deaths you want him to if you used it in front of a client. Your mother would give you a "seismic cunting" if you uttered it at grandmas funeral.

so with this warning you must only utter this phrase when there's simply nothing else to say. When you're so desperately seething with impotent rage that you may shit your lungs out. For moments when your entire focus and purpose in life is to watch another person or persons suffer from the most horrific verbal abuse, so vehemently violent should your expulsion of these words be that the release of such profanity will make a thousand relgious people curse your name for all eternity.

Use it wisely, it is dangerous.
defending the recent abortion of a financial situatiuon a Labour party politician had the cheek to say "it wasn't our fault" whilst I knawed his mandible. "shut up, you're cunting my spastic" I replied when my mouth was mildly less full.

This is an excerpt from "Dreams of the Angry" written by Captain No Cash because you spunked it up the wall like a bunch of Union Twats. This name is a pseudonym.
by Aaaaaaaaaaaargh January 14, 2011
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Spaztictacular

Spaztictacular > Spastic

Someone who is Spaztictacular is someone who is likley to have an ulcer within the next year due to the fact that they are so stressed out about things like work or school.
Dude, you are spaztictacular.
by Charley June 14, 2004
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Spastic edge

A person who is generally good looking but has something about them which isn't quite right whether that be a physical trait or apprearace from certain angles, mannerism or about their style/clothing. Often you know a person has a spastic edge but you cannot quite put your finger on the cause.
"The barman is fit but he's got a spastic edge"

"What a freak - they are a paragon of spastic edges"
by CindaBones March 8, 2009
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Spastic Gay Talk

Crude term used to describe what is today known as Political Correctness
I hate politicians everything they say is spastic gay talk
by Afro DeJack December 9, 2011
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The spasticated monkey

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.
" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".
by Bobmonkhouse1000 June 3, 2009
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spasticopolous

To be surrpounded by spastic and erratic people. Nowhere to run to and you can't get out of a bad situation! When everyone around you is freaking out for no real reason, and there are so many people, you are fricken stuck!

1. To be stuck and surrounded by spastic people
2. Nowhere to run to and nowhere to hide
3. Having a BBW sitting on your face and you can't breathe for 3 minutes.. you become "spasticopolous"
I was at a parade... they were throwing beads, drinking bear... then all of a sudden people went spasticopolous when the cops showed up!
by DerekJay February 3, 2010
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