spanktank

A battle lion by nature

That guy is a true spanktank

by BATTLE LION1337 December 3, 2007

Spankbank

Is the mental image bank that thirsty men store as a visual stimuli to later pleasure themselves. However much of these images are gather in creepy inappropriate behavior such as getting to close, putting their crotch right in front of an unsuspecting girl’s face and or groping her during otherwise casual interaction like at work.

My ex roommate, would make small talk w/ me just before he took his shower. I didn’t realize he was filling his spankbank so he could go jerk off until a year later.

by Coolcandle August 25, 2019

spankbang

A good web pornsite with a long minutes video

Duude, u beat ur meat with videos in spankbang? That page is siiiick meat

by Gashi October 8, 2017

Spankatorium

The generic term for a strip club.

Once her shift was over and she had counted up her money, Jenny knew she would never be broke again a long as there was a spankatorium in town.

by Uncle Citizen April 9, 2008

spankaholic

A chronic masturbator. A person addicted to masturbation.

Guy1: "Bob is always in the can wacking off."
Guy2: "He can't help it. He's a total spankaholic."
Guy1: "He needs to get in a 12 step program.

by walleye15 August 22, 2011

SpankDangle

SpankDangle - to spank or strike dangling testicles with an open hand, or any instrument, utensil, or tool with a flat or curved surface.

Someone who enjoys having their dangling testicles spanked is a SpankDangler.

Someone who enjoys spanking dangling testicles is called a DangleSpanker.

She Spankdangled her mate with a wooden spoon.

She is a wicked DangleSpanker

by Saybish November 9, 2019

Spanken Haus

A german Brothel. Pronounced Shpanken House

Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now.

Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.

Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.

by FannyFondler December 9, 2008