spankaholic

A chronic masturbator. A person addicted to masturbation.

Guy1: "Bob is always in the can wacking off."
Guy2: "He can't help it. He's a total spankaholic."
Guy1: "He needs to get in a 12 step program.

by walleye15 August 22, 2011

sackathon

noun: when you two guys go jogging together. it is like a marathon with a lot of ball sacks

dan: hey jake, i have been gaining weight lately.
jake: thats bad for beach season! we should go on a 5 mile sackathon right now!

by jbeast34 July 11, 2011

snackathon

When your high and you have the munchies all day

Hey bro you ready to have a snackathon

by BigCashHomie June 11, 2016

Spañlation

Translation of spanglish

My friend heard me speaking spanlish

He asked me for a spañlation

by Rep4la April 24, 2017

Stalkathon

To stalk someone so extensively that it could be compared to finishing a marathon.

It can be compared to the need to know everything about a person by searching their Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, Twitter and sometimes even pintrest.

Dude One: So are you seeing a new girl ?
Dude Two: yes
Dude One: show me some pictures, I know you've finished a stalkathon

by Missbergmann January 9, 2018

Spankcation

When you cross state lines to masturbate

I sent my 10 nephews on a huge spankcation

by Brokkake June 16, 2020

Seanathon

As it would seem, a "Seanathon" is quite the endurance to be around for long periods, and if that wasn't enough, they eat people for sustenance!

Man, I'm working Yano, doing my regular job, and then this guy named Sean starts. WHAT A SEANATHON they are to work with!

Nothing.

Jeez, he's a real Seanathon to be around.

Isn't your brother's name Sean? Your life must have been a real Seanathon growing up. Surprisingly, you have yet to get eaten.

by RegularOldPlumbus November 11, 2022