spandex

This is something i recomend especially when your playing contacts sport.A spandex are basically tights you wear underneath your shorts when playing ruthless sports like rugby and aussie rules because if you wear boxers your balls might hang off the side and that could creep people out.

Mate1:"Dude i think you should get some spandex im kinda getting sick of looking at that thing."

Mate2: "Oh Ya Reckon!? Yeh man i think your right. i was getting tired of people looking down my balls all the time."

by dufus08 April 8, 2008

spandex

Something that should not be worn by fat people or those who hate getting wedgies.

My next-door neighbor has a spandex bathrobe. What a dummy!

by RatchetBoo April 27, 2003

spaneltoe

Cameltoe that one gets from wearing spandex, typically a volleyball player.

Dude, this fat chick on my school's volleyball team had the nastiest spaneltoe at their game yesterday!

by Big Boy CB February 16, 2008

SpaceX Starship

A huge f'ing rocket made by SpaceX for taking people to Mars.
Also known as Jeff Bezos' worst nightmare.

Bezos is scared of SpaceX Starship

by Clifton1331 July 2, 2021

spandex

pants used to amplify his/her penis size

nice spandex

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Spandexcstacy

When someone is having WAY to much fun in spandex.

"Man, look at that guy, serious case of Spandexcstacy there."

by DeDoiche April 21, 2006

spandex

1. A synthetic fiber or fabric made from a polymer containing polyurethane, used in the manufacture of elastic clothing.


2. Spike/Xander/Lex threesome pairing. I have yet to see this actually occur, but it's fun to think about.

1. Spandex is uncomfortable to wear.

3. I'm writing a Buffy/Smallvill crossover. It's spandex.

by lynx wings April 22, 2005