A car that follows you in the parking lot hoping to get your space. Most usually at Wal-Mart, but also happens at upper class joints.
Him: Don't look back, man - we've got a spalker behind us!
Her: Shut up and take these bags so I can get the keys out of my purse.
Her: Shut up and take these bags so I can get the keys out of my purse.
by JRob August 22, 2005
Get the spalker mug.Stalk-ol-o-gy stawk ólləjee (n.) The science of knowing a guy's/girl's (who is referred to as a target) life in significant detail, more than the person knows their own life. Maybe even more than you know your own life
Guy: Hey dude, you know that girl, Sarah?
Guy's friend: Yeah, what about her?
Guy: She's got a Ph. D in stalkology man, I swear. She knows my mother's middle name, I didn't even know my mother's middle name!
Guy's friend: Yeah, what about her?
Guy: She's got a Ph. D in stalkology man, I swear. She knows my mother's middle name, I didn't even know my mother's middle name!
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