sawzzled

“Not today Bobby”

Im not sawzzled

by Randy Birk November 22, 2022

Spazzed

When someone gets masturbated to while they are in a coma.

Did you hear about that poor German immigrant? She got spazzed by some weirdo in a propeller hat.

by $WagMessi@h October 11, 2024

Sparzzle

A mix of sparkle and bedazzle.

"They needed to add some sparzzle to the poster."

by Kashyy15 December 20, 2025

hair sprizzled

Very Drunk, high, or under the unfluence. To the point where images appear blurry and words are slurred.

Grant: "You couldn't even walk or see straight last night"
Matias: "I was hair sprizzled"

by G Buck November 2, 2007