Spectarding

Loosing at an online game, and having to be a spectator of your team-mates, who haven't been killed.

"Yo, where are you at dave?"

"I'm spectarding bro"

by muddybonez January 2, 2021

spacetard

a person who you hang out with and watch the joss whedon show firefly with then go out and ride your skateboard and she is a pussy so she doesn't go fast enough down the hill then you eat cookies and goldfish in a parking lot and one of you climb up a streetlight then fall cause of how you dropped on the curb then while you guys are talking and making jokes about firefly she does something stupid thusly allowing herself to be called a spacetard

also a stupid tattoo that 2 freinds get together

wow that chick is a spacetard
wow that tattoo is a spacetard

by rhymeskizzle May 31, 2010

Spectard

An asshole so consumed with computer specs, this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

Man, every time I talk to Rob, all he can do is rattle off computer specs, he is such a Spectard!

by Klaatu9898 August 28, 2018

Spaztard

A delightful combination of spaztic and retard. The eccentric word is perfert to describe and define many a folk!

Annie: Andy! You are such a spaztard!!! Dude!!!

by Helchel Noriffe May 7, 2007

Spectard

Special Tard
A tard that chooses to mess things up so badly they go beyond the standard Tard definition.

Oh man, you messed that job up so badly I can't even figure out how to fix it. You realy are a Spectard

by xthedarkx1 September 19, 2009

Spartard

Someone addicted to Starz's original series, "Spartacus: Gods of the Arena" and "Spartacus: Blood and Sand". Said person will exhibit such symptoms as: Yelling at the scream while watching the program and reruns of said program; Quoting lines from said program; Dreaming about characters of said program, etc...

I've watched every episode of Spartacus at least five times and once with the captions on! I even screamed out loud at work when the copier jammed, "Oh Jupiter's Cock!" And I won't even mention the dream I had about Gannicus! I am such a Spartard!

by Luciepher March 15, 2011

Spartard

Spastic Retard

Rick: wow that guy just spazzed out!
Chester: what a spartard

by WarBagSR2295 September 1, 2010