southpark

southpark... an amazing T.V programme, fairly racist but still hilarious. Featuring: Cartman(eric)(fat boy), Kyle, Stan (random), Kenny (mumbling silent boy who wears what looks like half a sleeping bag!)

Southpark
Mr Garrison: Ok class who can recite the 5 times table?
Retard: twelve?
Mr Garrsion: Ok can someone answer who's not a complete retard
Kyle: I think i know the answer Mr Garrison
Cartman: (mimic voice) I think i know the answer Mr Garrison
Kyle: Shut up Fatboy
Cartman: Oi dont call me fat boy you fucking jew
Mr Garrison: Cartman, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No he's talkin about fuck, u cant say fuck in skool u fuckin fat ass.
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr Garrsion: ERIC...
Kyle: Dude u just said fuck again!
Mr Garrison: KYLE...
Kenny: (mumbles) Fook
Mr Garrison: Kenny
Cartman: Look it doen't hurt anyone Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck
Mr Garrison: How would you like to see the school counciler?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY??????
Cartman: Oh im sorry, im sorry, what i said was, (pulls out mega phone) How would you like to suck my balls? (takes mega phone under desk again) Mr garrison?
Stan: Holy shit dude...

by spboi56 August 14, 2007

SouthPole

A clothing line

Aye man check out this Southpole shirt I jus bought

by Smack December 22, 2003

Southborough girl

Someone with a lot of dick pics and are not afraid to send them to random people

Oh shit Caroline a Southborough girl

by Bigboibootyhole May 26, 2019

Southorn

1)The act of disappearing for months on end without valid reason
2)The act of failing to complete one's work in a correct fashion
3)The inability to cease irrelevant speech / waste apparently crucial time rambling on without reason
4)suspiciously convenient memory loss about important issues / things

1)Seria decided to take a Southorn
2)John decided he was going to do a Southorn when marking their work - GCSE students don't want to know ther grades or how to improve them!!
3)Jamie can never stop Southorn-ing
4)Lisa pulled a Southorn when we went to the cinema

by Gala98 February 20, 2008

Southborough

Small and wealthy suburb of Boston, home to the 17th public library built in the United States. Also, boring as all hell.

Let's see if our parrents will pay for us to go see a movie or something because this town is so boring.

by TheD8001 April 16, 2005

Sourtoportos

Sourtoportos is a common word used in the cypriot dialect,used primarily to describe a fart that smells so bad,you dont even know if there is a little bit of shit in there

"Omg what a sourtoportos was that,i cant breathe you idiot"

by Zenios_ July 21, 2020

Smethport

a town in which either you do lots of drugs, play video games, go hunting, play a sport, or ride a bike or skateboard. you are usually too good for school, and you never hang out in that town because there is honestly NOTHING to do!

I went to the skate park in Smethport and about died b/c it was more boring than scratching my ass!

by Danielle06 June 17, 2008