shysexual

Someone who doesn't seem to show an interest in either gender. They're just not openly sexual. Usually it's just because they're increadibly shy.

I wonder if Andy likes anybody, I can't tell because he's such a shysexual!

by Sheepling January 12, 2005

somosexual

somosexual....somo (the singer)....sexual (sex w/ only somo)...

John: ill only fuck one guy and it's somo

Lisa: so your gay
John: No somosexual

by tae619 September 7, 2015

stonesexual

a sexual orientation in which someone or something is sexually attracted to stones.

stonesexuals often praise memes are their gods, (e.i. stoneism ) and make jeli edits.

Dani: oh hey, did you hear that Josh is now stonesexual?
Kai: yeah, i helped him in his initiation of spreading his ass cheeks for stones!

by bruecwayne April 6, 2016

sinasexual

sinasexual describes the sexual orientation of Fred A. Oosenbrugh, wich concludes only being attracted to Sina Tagiran. This sexual orientation is only meant for Mr. Oosenbrugh and there aren‘t/can‘t be any other people with named sexuality.

Hey Fred! What‘s your sexuality btw?

Oh mine? I‘m sinasexual🥰
Have you heard about Fred‘s sexuality? Yes i heard he‘s sinasexual and only attracted to Sina Tagiran.

by fredoos February 28, 2022

solasexual

Conjunction: solace + sexual: n. Someone who hooks up with another, not for love, attraction, or boredom, but out of mutual sorrow. adj. Having the characteristics of sexual activity performed exclusively to fuck the misery out of each other.

"My job sucks, my divorce papers came in, and I turned 40 today. Might as well find a crummy dive bar and get some solasexual action."

by Anhedonis October 13, 2011

skysexual

A Nosferatu-lookin ass kid that has an unhinged and undying attraction toward large, whale-like females. He spends most of his time acting Homo sexual but is not; therefore he is and always will be skysexual. He also eats ass.

Damn, look skysexual is sniffing that obese girl's ass again.

by cheekclappa November 9, 2017

Sososexual

A person, usually a politician, who sides with any sexual orientation in order to gain political favor and get more votes. Is not confined to any sexual preference, but buy opinion only.

Candidate 1: "I think I will run for office this year. Run for president, governor, mayor or something..."

Candidate 2: "You think you can win any of the Homosexual voters over?"

Candidate 1: "Oh yes!, because I am Sososexual, so whomever is the vast majority of the class at the time, gets my approval."

by Webster Poindexter October 20, 2012