The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.
Jack: Finished in there?
John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.
John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.
by ardeliskane May 22, 2008
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A: The only slash pairing I ship is John and Sherlock!
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Term used to describe a categorical serial killer of sexual intercourse. This guy will sleep with anything. He'll take it wherever and whenever he can get it. His psychological profile is limited to the simple question: do they have a vagina? He has no regard for his own sexual health, nor that of others. He dirties his glans in the pool of communal poon without a second thought. Has no standards.
Friend J: "Holy shit, I've heard Friend A took home another rotter last night."
Friend N: "He has no standards. I've heard he slept with Friends F and M too!"
Friend J: "That guy's a muffin slasher."
Friend N: "He has no standards. I've heard he slept with Friends F and M too!"
Friend J: "That guy's a muffin slasher."
by Wrong Button October 1, 2014
Get the Muffin Slasher mug.The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.
by Willllll t March 26, 2008
Get the bullseye splashback mug.How the hell do you expect us to samoan splash into that pit, we will die of about 15 bone fractures.
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Get the saltine splash mug.The term given to when one's poop is dense and heavy enough to cause a plop, in the toilet, that results in one's butt to be splashed. It's a commonality that one becomes panicked as to why their butt has received a wet surprise, that is, until they remember their Chinese feast the night prior.
"Aww, dude, what the hell was that!?... God damn plop splash, fucking General Tso's gets me every time."
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