Stockman effect

When someone has no scientific knowledge and apparently lacks the ability to comprehend it and proclaims to know the truth about scientific facts. This is usually for political and/or financial reasons but can also be as a result of believing something regardless of evidence to the contrary.

Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX) suffered the Stockman effect when he tried to coin a non-scientific theory about climate science based on his own misguided ideas of how the scientific method works and tried to call it "the Stockman effect".

by catsgotmytongue November 30, 2014

Sickman

Typically a young New Zealand bloke around the age of 14 - 25 who has had to much to drink and ends up "Rooting" a really ugly girl.

Tane: Bro!, did you hook up with Kim?
John: No way bro, you know i didn't !
(Awkward Silence)
Tane: "Whispers" Sickman.....

by Kingi1 November 10, 2011

SOCKMASTER

THAT NAME GIVEN TO THE GUY WHO MASTERS THE WHACKSOCK.

Boy he sure is slick donning that whacksock. Someday he might become a Grand Sockmaster

by sockmaster May 18, 2011

sock man

When a man strips naked, places a sock over his cock and balls and walks around in the presence of others. Usually performed at parties by intoxicated individuals for shock value and laughs. Individuals performing "Sock Man" frequently have their clothes stolen while in the act, or are forcefully removed from the party into the street.

Did you see Sock Man at the party last night? We stole his clothes, threw him out in the street and locked the door. We found him alseep in the alley this morning under a welcome mat.

by DarkRob2000 April 23, 2006

sockmando

Sockmando: when someone with a penis and testicles runs out of clean underwear, and in a fix that person simply slips a sock over all their junk, otherwise nothing else. Similar to "going commando" except with the addition of a sock.

Also known as, "Otherwise going commando but with one sock."

"John could not find clean boxers this morning, so he decided to go sockmando."

by J-BlueGreen June 20, 2023

SockMonkeyy

Someone who sucks at everything below:
Counter-Strike: Source
Life

SockMonkeyy: Silas

by [ME]vec August 25, 2008

Suckmanuts

A conglomeration of the words: suck, my, and nuts into one word so that the effect of the phrase "suck my nuts" can be articulated in a single, efficient word.

Jessie: I hate you!

Brian: Suckmanuts.

by Schwhat January 24, 2011