soberize

The ablility to fight drunkenness and become more awake and able to function with out help.
After a long night of heavy drinking, Kevin was able to soberize, and was able to stay up the rest of the night and party on.
by Kevin E. May 15, 2006
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sober

person:How are you Jim?
Jim:Sober.
person:Damn. Beer?
Jim:I got the short straw, I'm designated
by belt loop September 19, 2005
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sober

that state of not being at all intoxicated with alcohol.
One night in the House of Commons, Churchill, after imbibing a few drinks, stumbled into Bessie Braddock, a corpulent Labourite member from Liverpool. An angry Bessie straightened her clothes and addressed the British statesman.




"Winston," she roared. "You are drunk, and what’s more, you are disgustingly drunk."

Churchill, surveying Bessie, replied, "And might I say, Mrs. Braddock, you are ugly, and what’s more, disgustingly ugly.


But tomorrow," Churchill added, "I shall be sober."
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
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sober

stands for son-of-a-b****-everything's-real!
Tom: I...I feel weird.
Ted: Yeah, getting sober does that to you...
by Noodle8 November 24, 2011
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soberated

When being sober is overrated.
I wasn't going to drink today, but we went to champagne brunch and decided it was soberated. Gimme a mimosa bitch!
by casebook June 24, 2013
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soberer

You are not sober, but at the same time you're aren't drunk enough to NOT be annoyed by the wasted moron next to you.
" I'm soberer than you are" or "I'm the soberer driver"
by Spud Chips 23 March 31, 2005
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Soberism

The excessive practice of not ingesting drugs.
Johnny is suffering from Soberism, he hasn't had a hit in months.
by Thestabbinhob0 December 05, 2009
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