Willie Shoemaker

(noun or intransitive verb depending on usage) The positioning of a woman while enjoying sexual intercourse with a man. The woman sits atop her man straddling him facing towards his feet. Needless to say the man is laying on his back facing now towards her backside. Through this process she rides him with equal dexterity as though she were a thoroughbred jocky, much like the well acclaimed Willie 'The Shoe' Shoemaker

Chris: Hey Eric so how was your date last night with Jennifer?

Eric: Cool, dinner was alright..bad wine, but the night improved because Jenny did the "Willie Shoemaker!"

by Trainher May 16, 2008

Snowmageddon Syndrome

The diagnosis of boredom and insanity due to the large amount of snow. This occurs when there happens to be so much snow that you are not able to go anywhere nor see anyone.

Person 1: Hey have you talked to Tom lately?
Person 2: No, I've heard he has snowmageddon syndrome, he sits on his couch watching cat videos on his computer all day.
Person 1: How sad.

by JamesIsfoshow February 10, 2010

Snowfake

SnowFake ... Rich entitled SJW Pretender.

Colin Kapernick has shown himself to be nothing more than a SnowFake!

by RMRR December 5, 2016

Snowfake

Snowflakes that melts as soon as they hit the ground, turning into a disappointing slush.

Guy 1: Man I woke up and was so amped for a snowday, turned out it was just a bunch of Snowfakes!

Guy 2: Yep, nature trolled us hard...

Guy 1: Sun, I am dissapoint.

snow snowflake troll trolled nature ice melt

by Mancouver February 19, 2011

snowmageddon

Continued snow fall of unmanageable proportions

The weather man says we will have 3 days of snow fall totalling in 37 inches

Sounds like we better prepare for snowmageddon

by One Bad Rad February 12, 2010

American Shoemaker

When the girl you are raping won't shut the fuck up.

I hate it when they put up an American Shoemaker

by Mr. Becker January 15, 2008

shoemaker

Used to refer to a crooked or incompitant lawyer. A lawyer that will be inattentive to clients cases and use a "one size fits all" approach.

When looking for a lawyer make sure he's not a shoemaker.

by Nishnob October 26, 2015