Snowden Day

When you show up at work and your computers don't work

I came in ready to kick ass only to find out the network was crashed. Guess it's a Snowden Day.

by SmellslikeNirvana June 11, 2013

snowden

when you purposefully leak a fluid (sexual or non sexual) on someone

She asked me to snowden on her face last night.

by sneakysnack May 3, 2018

Rashad Snowden

Rashad is a cool dude he he can be annoying but he still get the joes

Girl 1: i don't like Rashad
Girls 2:I like Rashad snowden

by MYBCAUSEIFYOUDON'TYOURMOMWILLD November 23, 2023

Max Snowden

The name of a person who has extremely terrible takes on sports.

That is a Max Snowden level take right there.

by LJ8_LOL June 16, 2022

Snowden

1. When a man steals all your valuables after you've fallen asleep from lovemaking and disappears

2. When a father takes all of his belongings and walks out on his family and is never seen or heard from again

1. I invited a guy over last night and when I woke up, he and all my cash was gone. He pulled a Snowden on me!
2. Roberta and her family haven't been the same since her husband abandoned them. That asshole totally Snowdened it!
{Snowden} {thief} {abandoned} {family}

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018