snooze

when you sneeze and tell people later you refer to it as snooze cause it’s in the past

“ I snoozed all over my pizza earlier”

by brazyyhannahh September 9, 2022

Snooze Tapper

Someone, especially a significant other who hits their snooze button mega times and falls back to sleep while you're wide awake because of them.

I was up at 5am , but my wife slept another 20 minutes because she's a Snooze Tapper.

by CanarsieKid January 19, 2013

Snooze button

The holiest of all buttons witch normally lets you sleep for an extra 5 mins witch may or may not increase after every hit

I hit the snooze button 5 times this morning and was late for first hour

by Hellrazor80 September 27, 2006

snooze or spooge

The game made famous in the 40-year old virgin. You take four Tylenol PMs and then masturbate to see if you can blow a load before falling asleep. The best part is either way you win!

I was so bored last night so I played snooze or spooge--It didn't really matter the outcome because I was a winner both ways!

by Stagmen November 30, 2017

snooze abuse

When two people share a bed, and one has to get up in the morning. Some people tend to repeatedly hit the snooze bar, over and over, disturbing the hell out of the person who doesn't have to get up. This can be from once or twice to dozens of times.

She had to work at 10 AM, set the alarm for FOUR, and hit snooze two dozen times.
I could have strangled her, that's total
snooze abuse.

by R. Mooers August 20, 2009

snooze control

The period of time when one's desire to stay in bed is so strong they repeatedly hit the snooze bar on their alarm clock, without conciously being aware of it.

Sorry I'm late guys, my snooze control lasted for 30 minutes this morning

by VHosey December 12, 2008

snooze pumper

To repeatedly hit the " snooze " button on ones alarm clock

Last night I was awake til 4 am masterbinating to bacon-wrapped midget pegging porn, so when my alarm went off this morning, I snooze pumpered it 16 times, which is why I was late to my job as a monkey loader.

by Dragonwolf November 23, 2018