A rare breed of Eastern United States Troll. A Snooki is generally found face down in a gutter or sewer covered in it's own vomit or at a tanning salon trying to bake itself into a vaguely human form to fool the masses of teenage/early twenties wannabe ho's and doushe bags.
If confronted by a Snooki be advised that you should cover your ears so you can't here it try to speak an english like language to lure you into it's mouth, and cover your eyes because due to it's small pea sized brain it will assume that if you can't see it, it can't see you.
If confronted by a Snooki be advised that you should cover your ears so you can't here it try to speak an english like language to lure you into it's mouth, and cover your eyes because due to it's small pea sized brain it will assume that if you can't see it, it can't see you.
by T_Vittle December 31, 2010
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JWOWW:Snooki what's wrong?
Snooki:Emilio just told me he fucked a girl!
JWOWW: That's fucked up
Snooki: Waaaaa!!!
Snooki:Emilio just told me he fucked a girl!
JWOWW: That's fucked up
Snooki: Waaaaa!!!
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1. A guidette oompaloompa named nicole, made famous from mtv's Jersey Shore. She was made most famous when she was clocked in the face by a juiced up guido on TV.
2. A derogatory term for a fat guidette.
3. When a man punches a woman in the face, usually after consuming many rounds of shots
2. A derogatory term for a fat guidette.
3. When a man punches a woman in the face, usually after consuming many rounds of shots
1. I was watching Jersey Shore last night, Snooki was hilarious! She deep throated a pickle and then passed out.
2. (about a fat guidette) Dude she's gross, what a Snooki....
3. That punch was a cheap snooki, only assholes punch women.
2. (about a fat guidette) Dude she's gross, what a Snooki....
3. That punch was a cheap snooki, only assholes punch women.
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Who's real name is:Nicole Polizzi.xD
She was subsequently parodied in the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing", and is frequently caricatured on Saturday Night Live by actor Bobby Moynihan.
On September 30, 2010, it was announced that Polizzi would be writing a book entitled 'A Shore Thing'. It was released in January 2011 and describes her search for love on the boardwalk.
Who's real name is:Nicole Polizzi.xD
She was subsequently parodied in the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing", and is frequently caricatured on Saturday Night Live by actor Bobby Moynihan.
On September 30, 2010, it was announced that Polizzi would be writing a book entitled 'A Shore Thing'. It was released in January 2011 and describes her search for love on the boardwalk.
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